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Novel and Amusing Ways of Selecting Your
Lottery Numbers
Book written by ZYRA
This takes a non-too-serious look at DIFFERENT WAYS OF SELECTING LOTTERY NUMBERS, some of which are truly bizarre. Written at a time when The Lottery was the latest craze, it makes more sense that Zyra's psychiatrist's diagnosis might suggest.
So, straight into the book...
INTRODUCTION
There's no easy way to win the lottery. It's just luck. But some ways of choosing lottery numbers have more "Star Quality" than others. There are so many ways to choose them, some of which might make good reading.
There are also some ways of avoiding disappointment. Here are a few curious ideas for novel and amusing ways of selecting your lottery numbers...
PLAYING WITH OFFICE EQUIPMENT AT NIGHT IN WINTER
HOW LONG IS A FISHERMAN'S TALE?
A BAG OF MONEY (FORTY NINE PENCE)
WAYS NOT TO USE
Introduction to WAYS NOT TO USE
RECORD NUMBER OF PRIZE WINNERS
THE DIABETIC BLOOD GLUCOSE TEST
THE SPECIMEN NUMBERS ON THE TV AD
STEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S NUMBERS
Summary and Guide to How to Avoid Disappointment
OK, that's it. A silly book on crazy ideas about how to select lottery numbers. And some sensible advice in there too! Of course it would be nice if I could have this book on sale, so if you're in the business of book-publishing, I'm open to offers! See about the book
It may be no-one's interested in publishing the book, but at least folk are reading it online!